La Colonia De La BANANAS
My name is Jesse Yoon. I am the empresario of this colony. If you want to come, you will need to petition to the Mexican government. If you are allowed into Texas, we hope you will choose our colony. Be warned though, we will not tolerate people who do not follow the Law of the Colony. If you do not follow any of the Laws, no matter how... strange they may be, you will be pubically exeucuted.