1. You must agree to become a citizen of Mexico
2. You must be catholic or become catholic
3. You must attend a religious sermon every day for an hour.
4. You may NOT kill anyone in the colony, resident or visitor.
5. The water is SHARED. DON'T TAKE THE WATER OR YOU WILL BE PUBLICALLY EXECUTED.
6. Theft will result in having your hands cut off.
7. The banana statue in the courtyard is a SYMBOL OF OUR COLONY. STOP THROWING COW PATTIES AT HIM.
8. The colony is a free place. The slaves are to help of their own free will.
9. If you do not follow these rules, we will take your land, kick you out, and you will not get your money back. :P
10. Authorities choose town sites.
11. First come, first served.
12. NO selling guns or ammunition to natives.
13. If you try to return after we kick you out, you will be executed.
14. Have a nice day.
2. You must be catholic or become catholic
3. You must attend a religious sermon every day for an hour.
4. You may NOT kill anyone in the colony, resident or visitor.
5. The water is SHARED. DON'T TAKE THE WATER OR YOU WILL BE PUBLICALLY EXECUTED.
6. Theft will result in having your hands cut off.
7. The banana statue in the courtyard is a SYMBOL OF OUR COLONY. STOP THROWING COW PATTIES AT HIM.
8. The colony is a free place. The slaves are to help of their own free will.
9. If you do not follow these rules, we will take your land, kick you out, and you will not get your money back. :P
10. Authorities choose town sites.
11. First come, first served.
12. NO selling guns or ammunition to natives.
13. If you try to return after we kick you out, you will be executed.
14. Have a nice day.
